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ME
Erica says:
YOU
Cataphrak says:
I am invading your vital regions.
Erica says:
*fires anti-raep missiles*
Cataphrak says:
I am poised to send great armoured thrusts into your motherland.
Erica says:
I shall deflect them with my Wall of Chastity.
Cataphrak says:
Ah, but preliminary maneuvers have made sure that wall will not be a problem, the play of my forward observation posts has made sure that my barrages have been accurate and effective.
Erica says:
But alas, the Red Flood approaches! Your efforts are in vain.
Cataphrak says:
NO!
Erica says:
YES!
Cataphrak says:
My populace needs gratification too desperately! It has been eighteen years without a major victory o nthe field of battle! Press on brave soldiers! Press on!
Erica says:
The Red Flood is now accompanied by PMS land mines! They detonate, trapping your soldiers in useless arguments and days of paranoia!
Cataphrak says:
The great hands of air power silence your weakened arguments, ground support aircraft pound your defiant defences into oblivion!
This is not an occupation! This is a war to the knife!
Erica says:
An army of old nuns in bikinis attack, sending your soldiers' sex drives back into the negatives!
Cataphrak says:
Yoour propaganda efforts are in vain! There are no nuns! Certainly not in New Hampshire!
Erica says:
Perhaps, but there are......
FAT MEN IN SPEEDOS!
Cataphrak says:
Not in winter
While, I of course, have plotted correctly and timed the invasion to begin in the deep snows of winter, where my military shall have the advantage that no others do.
Erica says:
But you forget, cold weather has an... unfortunate effect on your vital regions.
Cataphrak says:
NOT ON MINE! The hardy and virile men of my armies have long gotten used to winter offensives! In fact, they are the finest winter fighters in the entire world!
Our heartland is covered with greenhouses, so that even in winter, our armies may be supplied.
Erica says:
But they shall freeze in place, and my Castration Soldiers will be free to collect "wood" for their fires!
Cataphrak says:
Freeze? These are ARMOURED spearheads, and thrusting far too deep for your response to catch them off-guard!
Erica says:
Oh no! The armor falls off becuase of the vigor of your attacks, and you encounter the combined might of the Red Flood and SYPHILIS!
Cataphrak says:
I have prepared my men beforehand! They are already supplied with treatments for every single ailment which could have befallen them on campaign. Your desease warfare is useless and only exhorts my armies to drive HARDER!
Erica says:
My armies slip away easily, for your armies are far too small to keep hold of them.
Cataphrak says:
My air power halts your retreat, and the thrill of victory bolsters recruitment, swelling my invading forces to a truly enormous size!
Erica says:
Ha! Your armies have already reached full size, and my armies laugh at the sight! Even at full size, they are far too small to fill my vital regions!
Cataphrak says:
Indeed, for your vital regions are HUGE, and have already been violated and devastated by thousands of invaders already! My armies hurriedly dump their supplies, and content with their string of victories, withdraw in disgust.
Erica says:
HA! Did you fail to notice the first barrier you encountered? All invaders have been turned back, including yourself! For you reach the climax of the battle mere seconds after it begins. I kick you out, disgusted by your poor performance in battle.
Erica says:
http://bat-girl13.deviantart.com/art/delicious-cake-125171229
Cataphrak says:
Your propaganda machine is no match for mine, as combat footage shows the extent of the carnage of the previous invasions, Soon, you are shunned by all nations and become a pariah. Now nobody would invade you even if you wanted them to!
In the meantime, my troops are now experienced in such matters, and will certainly press to victory against better defended, and less inept defenders
Erica says:
Your footage is destroyed before it ever reaches the eyes of others, and instead footage of your various battle strategies is released, causing YOU to become the one shunned! All nations turn from you, and laugh behind their hands!
Cataphrak says:
All nations allied with YOURS perhaps? My much larger group of allies offer cheers of pride, supplies of alcohol (which will not be drunk) and offers of celebratory games of paintball with other national leaders. In the meantime, the fifteen other planes carrying fottage DO arrive, and your reputation is irrevocably ruined.

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Erica says:
My reputation is not ruined, for losing one small battle is no shame. You, however, are forever detested for your shameless act, and for your pathetically poor performance.
Cataphrak says:
One small battle? The records of the war show no less than FIVE major engagements! (check the logs)
They lasted well over half an hour
Erica says:
There were no previous engagements, at least none that were not won by me, the armies turned away in defeat. Your logs are mistaken.
Cataphrak says:
Oh really? Scroll up
I'm logging this.
I'm posting this too.
Erica says:
Most of this battle was talking, not lewd, forced fornification.
Cataphrak says:
No, I counted five.
Erica says:
You are mistaken.
Cataphrak says:
Initial invasion, air battled, Me vs Period, me vs PMS and you trying to castrate me.
Erica says:
All one battle, simply different stages.
Cataphrak says:
No, more than one.
Hell, some of it was on different theatres
Erica says:
I didn't know anything took place on a theatre
Cataphrak says:
See? No understanding of military strategy,
I know better, the 2nd and 5th battles were in the exterior theatre.
The initial invasion was a simultaneous strike on the interior theatre and the chest theatre.
Erica says:
Were drugs involved with this invasion?
Cataphrak says:
No
Erica says:
I do believe I would remember my chest area being violated.
Cataphrak says:
I do believe I refember violating it.
Erica says:
Perhaps that was simply a fantasy.
Cataphrak says:
yours or mine?
Erica says:
Yours, of course.

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Zeth says (2:57 AM):
Oh hey, my Portal Unleashed Torrent is 42 % done.
And here I though it said ETA was Infinite.
Liars.
Cataphrak says (2:57 AM):
Is it a triumph?
Zeth says (2:57 AM):
Yes. So much, I'm making a note of it.
Cataphrak says (2:57 AM):
Huge Success then?
Zeth says (2:57 AM):
"HUGE...SUCCESS"
There
got it
Cake?
It's chocolate.
Cataphrak says (2:58 AM):
Black Forest
Zeth says (2:58 AM):
You want some?
Cataphrak says (2:58 AM):
I have it
Zeth says (2:58 AM):
No you don't.
That was a lie.
Cataphrak says (2:58 AM):
yes I do
I have cake, and grief councilling
And a vial of deadly neurotoxin
Zeth says (2:59 AM):
*Throws companion cube at Cata*
*Runs*
Cataphrak says (2:59 AM):
*The companion cube bounces off the glass wall and into the incinerator.*
Zeth says (2:59 AM):
*Falls through the floor onto the wall in the next room before sliding down to hit the ground.*
Crap

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Zeth says:
*Falls through the floor onto the wall in the next room before sliding down to hit the ground.*
Crap
Cataphrak says:
I see you made it to the next room.
Good, we invided your friends and family to a party in the next room.
Of course, none of them actually showed up since they all hate you.
Your Companion Cube was invited too, but of course, you murdered him.
Zeth says:
lol
Cataphrak says:

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Zeth says:
I've got to post this conversation when it's done.
Make sure that I wasn't the last one to post in the IM thread
Magewolf says:
what, me?
Zeth says:
Yes, you there with the Viking Jacket in the middle of Midgard Below
Magewolf says:
alright, if you say so

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Cataphrak says:
You have an armadillo?
Magewolf says:
Yes.
Cataphrak says:
I have a katana
Magewolf says:
Nice.
Cataphrak says:
Now we both have lethal weapons
Magewolf says:
Yes.
We should duel.
Cataphrak says:
Indeed
But your armadillo is far more effective
I suggest you tie one foot to a telephone pole to make it even
Magewolf says:
Will do.
Actually I have two armadillos, but one of them is a baby.
Cataphrak says:
That's not fair!
Only bring one
Magewolf says:
Alright, alright.
No duel-wielding armadillos.

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ARG says (8:49 PM):
WWI Germany does get a bad rep, though.
Zeth says (8:50 PM):
I agree
ARG says (8:50 PM):
It's not really their fault the shit hit the fan.
Zeth says (8:50 PM):
Twas pretty epic in my opinion
ARG says (8:50 PM):
Well, yes and no.
The German army was awesome.
But Kaiser Will wasn't that great.
If I remember correctly, he sacked Bismarck early in his regency.
Zeth says (8:50 PM):
He was a frikkin idiot
yes, he did
But overall
Zeth says (8:51 PM):
WWI Germany was COOL
ARG says (8:51 PM):
And old man Otto saw it all coming, man.
Yeah.
Except for the Kaiser and the whole fighting America thing, it wasn't that bad.
Didn't deserve the Treaty of Versilles, anyway.
ARG says (8:52 PM):
Then again, I'm hard-pressed to think of a country that WOULD have deserved penalties like that...
Zeth says (8:53 PM):
I have to ask though, you said "The German army was awesome." Do you really consider it a "German" army at that point? Despite the fact that conscripts came from all over the unified territories, the structure, operation, and hierarchial composition was still decidedly Prussian.
ARG says (8:54 PM):
Yes.
Zeth says (8:54 PM):
Do expound
ARG says (8:55 PM):
Well, the way I see it is that if people from all over Germany fought and died in the German army, then it's the German army.
ARG says (8:56 PM):
Besides,
Zeth says (8:56 PM):
A valid enough point
But if they were dying for the ideas of the House of Hohenzollern
?
ARG says (8:56 PM):
Hm...
ARG says (8:57 PM):
Well, I'd still say it's the German army.
Zeth says (8:57 PM):
I'm not really debating anything, I'm just wondering these things aloud with someone whom I KNOW can formulate a logical opinion but won't also steamroll me.
ARG says (8:58 PM):
I mean, lots of guys in the American revolution fought for Virginia or New Jersey, rather than America as a whole
Would you say that those members of the Continental Army didn't count?
Zeth says (8:58 PM):
No, but would you call that an American Army?
Zeth says (8:59 PM):
It's called the continental Army for a reason
ARG says (8:59 PM):
It was called the Continental Army
Zeth says (8:59 PM):
Exactly
An accurate analogy as always though, cheers.
I love your analogies
ARG says (8:59 PM):
The offical history of the United States Army states it to be the start of the American army.
And thank you.
ARG says (9:00 PM):
I love your debating skills.
Zeth says (9:00 PM):
Well official history of course. I've no doubt that in most official histories it is listed as the German Army as well
ARG says (9:00 PM):
Feel the bromance.
Zeth says (9:00 PM):
we were talking about opinion

ARG says (9:01 PM):
Well, let me ask a slightly related question.
Zeth says (9:01 PM):
Please do
ARG says (9:01 PM):
Would you consider Indian troops under the command of officers from the UK fighting under the assumption that independence was to be gained after the war an Indian army or a British one?

Zeth says (9:02 PM):
Oooh
Probably a British one
Zeth says (9:03 PM):
I mean, they WERE still British, and there was no Indian hierarchy to speak of, and thus no accurate represntation of how or for why they would have fought outside a few words and handshakes
The British would still use them to their own ends
ARG says (9:04 PM):
Then, by that logic, wouldn't the Continental Army be, to a large extent, the Virginian army?
Zeth says (9:04 PM):
And by that logic, would the German Army be, to a large extent, the Prussian Army?
ARG says (9:05 PM):
It is my belief that an army belongs to the nation-state it represents.
ARG says (9:06 PM):
Therefore, the KY National Guard is not "The Kentucky Army" but a subdivision of the US Military.
Zeth says (9:06 PM):
It is my belief that an army belongs to the person or entity whose whims it fulfills.
If the KY National Guard could wave on Executive Orders, it wouldn't be a group of the US Military
Of course
it does not just wave on executive orders
Zeth says (9:07 PM):
it DOES bring to fruition the goals of the US Military
thus your stance...well, stands
ARG says (9:07 PM):
Hm.
Well, lemme work on this hugeass post you want me to type up.
We'll continue this soon.
Zeth says (9:08 PM):
Yes, I'll cease distracting you
in the meantime, Imma postin' this
ARG says (9:08 PM):
Okay.

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Cataphrak says:
*bored voice* You have reached the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, how may we help you?
Magewolf says:
Hello Canadude.
Cataphrak says:
This is Constable Cata "how the hell do you pronounce that?" Phrak responding...
Magewolf says:
Yes, I'm calling from the University and I'd like to report a strange man in a letter jacket who wants to speak to Commander Vimes.
Cataphrak says:
Commander Vimes is currently on buisness to Pseudopolis and is unavailiable.
May I redirect your call to Captain Ironfounderssen?
Magewolf says:
Is he qualified to deal with unlicensed time travel?
Cataphrak says:
Hold on...
My apologies, it appears that the Captain has been called to the Patrician's office this morning and has not yet returned.
It seems that I am the only watch member currently availiable authorized to deal with time travel.
Magewolf says:
May I ask who is speaking?
Cataphrak says:
This is Constable Cata "how the hell do you pronounce that?" Phrak
Magewolf says:
Ah, right, yes.
Well, Mr. Tyler here wishes me to inform you that he is getting quite used to this by now but requires directions to the local police station.
It seems he may wish to have his license examined.
Cataphrak says:
*sigh*
Remind him that seeing as this area of the city was mostly designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson, that there are no reliable directions in this district.
Magewolf says:
Alright, hold on a minute.
"...."
He says he would settle for semi-reliable directions.
Or possibly a signal flare.
Cataphrak says:
I'll go ask Corporal Nobby, he appears to be stuffing the flares in his armpits for some reason.
Magewolf says:
You'd better hurry, he's giving my communications device a very strange look.
Cataphrak says:
It's up.
Remind him of the basics, not to go down any strange alleys and that the seamstresses are NOT there to darn his socks
Magewolf says:
Will do, thank you very much.
I admit to not being aware that there were any non-strange alleys in this city.
Cataphrak says:
Neither was I, it encourages him to stay on the main roads.
Magewolf says:
Ah, I see.
Cataphrak says:
Well, such as they are.
Magewolf says:
Alright, he's headed your way now. I believe he intends to join your force. You may wish to tell Commander Vimes, when he gets back, to ignore the questions and occasional screaming fit.
Cataphrak says:
Oh balls...
Magewolf says:
Well, he seems to be fairly compentent otherwise, for the kind of man who appears out of thin air in the University.
I think he mostly wanted to get away from the wizards. They were...examining him.
Cataphrak says:
I could see how that could be a problem
Magewolf says:
Yes...
Oh dear, there's another man just showed up here.
Cataphrak says:
And?
Magewolf says:
He's wearing a long brown coat and a suit and looks rather frantic.
Cataphrak says:
Did he arrive in an odd booth-like box?
Magewolf says:
Funnily enough, he did. It even says "Police" on it. Is he affiliated with you?
Cataphrak says:
...
No
NO
I am NOT dealing with HIM again
Let Commander Vimes do it
I am OFF for the day!
Magewolf says:
Ah, I see. Well, unfortunately he seems to be quite set on finding Mr. Tyler, if the wizards don't incinerate him for shining this blue thing in their faces first...
Cataphrak says:
X_X
OFF
FOR
THE
DAY!!!
Magewolf says:
Well what do you want me to do with him?
He's going to find the door eventually.
Cataphrak says:
Send him to Klatch for all I care
I'm not bloody dealing with him.
Magewolf says:
If you wish...
Cataphrak says:
Bloody balls.
Now if you'll excuse me, Sergeant Colon has gotten bored, and is idly throwing billard balls at me.
Magewolf says:
Oh, he just left. In the opposite direction that Mr. Tyler took, though, perhaps that's worth something...
....
Did you hear that scream?
Cataphrak says:
Why would I?
Magewolf says:
I don't know.
But it was quite loud.
Cataphrak says:
I'm on the opposite side of the bloody city
Magewolf says:
It's a strange world, Constable.
Oh, there it goes again.
Cataphrak says:
There it is
Fred can deal with it
I'm going home
Magewolf says:
Well, I should get back to my job.
Thank you for your help, Constable.

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Anne says (1:46 PM):
Oh, you know, brain stuff. You won't even feel most of it, but you have to take your medication.
Zeth says (1:46 PM):
Suppository, hot chick nurse.
Or no nasty medicines
Anne says (1:47 PM):
Ethan, we KNOW what happened last time! You know I can't allow that to happen. She almost filed charges.
Zeth says (1:47 PM):
Just rememberz, I can outsmartz u into tricking you to let me do it that wayz
Anne says (1:47 PM):
Uh huh, sure. *scribbles on notepad*
Zeth says (1:48 PM):
>_>

*Grabs Jennifer Walters and suppositories and runs off*
Anne says (1:48 PM):
*shakes head* Not again!
Zeth says (1:49 PM):
Wait, she not a nurse!
Anne says (1:49 PM):
No, she's a patient! D:
Zeth says (1:49 PM):
...
I don't thinks she are
I think she here to sure you for malpractices.
*sues
Anne says (1:49 PM):
She is NOW.
Anne says (1:50 PM):
Before, she was just her for her weekly therapy session.
*here
Zeth says (1:50 PM):
Jennifer Walters does not get therapy!
Ok, well
maybe she does
But she doesn't get it from crazy people like you
Anne says (1:51 PM):
I'm a Doctor! Not a patient!
(Dang, where is Meghan when you need her?)
Zeth says (1:52 PM):
I'm doctor, not a brain surgeons--wait...
Anne says (1:52 PM):
*flashes grin*
Zeth says (1:53 PM):
Oh noes, I just turns zeth into multicoloured blobbles
Anne says (1:53 PM):
Hmm, that's probably an impro--I mean, bad. Very bad.
Zeth says (1:53 PM):
>: O
Zeth says (1:54 PM):
Dangs, now everything all choppy
Anne says (1:55 PM):
I (can't really) see.
Zeth says (1:55 PM):
That because I stoled your eyes
Zeth says (1:56 PM):
X]
Anne says (1:56 PM):
Then how am I able to watch videos online and talk to you?
Zeth says (1:56 PM):
You just think you are. You ARE teh crazy persons
Anne says (1:57 PM):
Uh huh, sure... Doctor, please take note of his morbid fantasies and paranoid delusions.
The operation has impaired him more than we imagined...
Zeth says (1:58 PM):
*Removes classes and sets them down on the table with his notepad*
Charlsa, you seem to fail to realise, once again, what exactly a dilusion is. You see, dilusional patients often tend to project their symptoms on to others so as to rationalise their own behaviour.
Anne says (1:58 PM):
Sorry, sorry.
Anne says (1:59 PM):
*scribbles on notepad* Please, do go on.
Zeth says (1:59 PM):
It's only logical that supposed events that can't actually happen are the results of such a fantasy. I mean honestly, Jennifer Walters is a comic book character, and one can't simply steal eyes.
Please open yours, by the way, so we can continue.
I'll be needing my notepad back if you're done playing tic-tac-toe.
Anne says (1:59 PM):
Mine have been open. And I've been watching you complain about burning your eyes out.
Anne says (2:00 PM):
And stealing mine.
And stealing Jennifer Walters.
Her, not her eyes.
Zeth says (2:00 PM):
*sigh*
*Replaces glasses*
We've still some work to do. But at least you're coherent now.
Her eyes?
That's a new event.
Tell me what you saw about Jennifer's eyes.
Anne says (2:01 PM):
That's it, I'm taking the rest of the day off. You, nurse, please take Ethan back to his room for the day. If you need me, I'll be at the golf course.
Zeth says (2:01 PM):
*Looks at the nurse*
It's okay Barbara, just play along, I'll walk ahead.
*Locks door behind him.
Anne says (2:03 PM):
Oh dear... *presses call button* Where did I put the syringe?
Aha!
Zeth says (2:03 PM):
She has a sharp object! All wards, get her restrained!
Anne says (2:03 PM):
*injects Ethan with tranquilizer*
Zeth says (2:03 PM):
*Charlsa is stampeded by ward workers*
Anne says (2:03 PM):
Please, take him to his room.
No fair!
Anne says (2:04 PM):
Stupid ninja.
Typer-fasterer...
Zeth says (2:04 PM):
Nothing is fair Charlsa, outside each of our own little worlds. If you would prefer to retire from this one, it's perfectly alright for now.
Anne says (2:04 PM):
*kills self*
Zeth says (2:04 PM):
hm, her vocabulary is sinking
Oh dear...
Anne says (2:04 PM):
HA! I'm free!
Zeth says (2:05 PM):
*Geist RFMs of the 891st barricade the hospital and calmp a gei0-energy dome over head*

Great...
and I was hoping to get home to the family tonight in time for steak
Anne says (2:05 PM):
Silly! I don't believe in spirits. I am pure nothingness, and as such, I can't be controlled.
Anne says (2:06 PM):
There is nothing in the energy dome. I not here, there, or anywhere.
Zeth says (2:07 PM):
You fail to realise that if one has nothing, then obviously he has something, or else he never would have had nothing in the first place. but even if one DID NOT have nothing, then he'd still have something because no nothing iomplies something.
Anne says (2:08 PM):
I HAD a body. I lost it.
Zeth says (2:08 PM):
In either case, we've both been reduced to incorporeal enrgy by this point.
I blame you.
Anne says (2:08 PM):
I don't care.
Zeth says (2:09 PM):
I bet it was wine marinated steak too...
Anne says (2:09 PM):
Having no need for food anymore, it's hard for me to care.
Zeth says (2:10 PM):
Doesn't mean I don't still miss it.
Zeth says (2:11 PM):
Hang on, we're about to get dumped.
Anne says (2:11 PM):
Wheeeeeeeeee!
Zeth says (2:11 PM):
*Both return to cloned bodies*
Gawd dang it, where are my clothes?
Anne says (2:11 PM):
*kills self again*
IT DID.
Zeth says (2:12 PM):
*Leaves before the process can start again with him inside*
*Watches Charlsa get sucked up again*
Anne says (2:12 PM):
Wheeeeeeeee!
Zeth says (2:13 PM):
You do know that each time you go throug hthere's a larger neuro-electric shock administered to your system at dump to prevent degradation, right?
Anne says (2:13 PM):
"And if I die today, I'll be the happy phantom, and I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard!"
Anne says (2:14 PM):
Why can't I just DIE.
Zeth says (2:14 PM):
Because this, my dear Charlsa, is the multiverse. Or it isn't. Only Schrodinger knows for sure. Or he doesn't, we don't really know if he does.
Anne says (2:15 PM):
I choose to remove myself from the multiverse and enter reality, where I kill myself off in a conversation with my friend.
x_x
Zeth says (2:16 PM):
The multiverse is all realities Charlsa.
At the SAME TIME
Anne says (2:16 PM):
x_x
Zeth says (2:16 PM):
You actually are dead
But you're also alive.
Anne says (2:16 PM):
x_x
Zeth says (2:17 PM):
Just don't think about it and take your medication.
Anne says (2:17 PM):
x_x
Zeth says (2:17 PM):
There is a suppository if you would prefer to be given it by the hunky male nurse over there.
Anne says (2:17 PM):
x_x (also: Hell-to-the-no)
Zeth says (2:18 PM):
Alright, what flavour juice would you prefer then?
Anne says (2:18 PM):
x_x
Zeth says (2:19 PM):
Fine. *Opens Charlsa's mouth and forces the pill down with a hard clamp and throat massage*
See you in the morning.
Anne says (2:19 PM):
x_x

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Maybe I should try drawing that Shadow Link as he'd appear in a Weaver RP
Magewolf says:
That would be interesting.
Zeth says:
*looks at pencil*
It didn't work.

Magewolf says:

No, you have to hold it up above your head while music plays.
Zeth says:
Well Sensorium did jsut start
*holds pencil above head*
Hey!
Magewolf says:
*shines flashlight*
Zeth says:
I dropped the pencil and now this mark in my desk won't come out...
Magewolf says:
Well that's no good.
Zeth says:
dang it
Magewolf says:
You're not supposed to DROP it.
Zeth says:
Well I didn't do it on purpose.
I'm just naturally clumsy
Magewolf says:
Well, it is true that very few people have mastered the technique of holding something by making it hover slightly over the palms of their hands.
Zeth says:
And I wasn't even trying to do that...
Magewolf says:
Well clearly that's where you failed.
Zeth says:
Clearly.
Nevermind my failing to get paper out
Magewolf says:
Indeed.
That must be in a seperate chest.
Zeth says:
Actually, it's in a drawer.
Right to my right and down
Magewolf says:
Hmm, not as interesting.
But at least you don't have to kill anything to get to it.
Zeth says:
*holds a piece of cardstock over head with a glow radiating out from it and victorious FIND music plays*
I lied. I still didn't get any out.
Magewolf says:
Dude, you're going about this all wrong.
Pick up the pencil. Now place the tip on the paper.
Now move it around.
Zeth says:
But I still don't have any paper out.

Magewolf says:
Okay. Open the desk drawer. Select a piece of paper.
Place it on the desk.
Zeth says:
*Does so*
Magewolf says:
Now, place the tip of the pencil on it and move it around.
Lines should appear.
Zeth says:
Wait, this paper has a drawing already on it.

Magewolf says:
Well, get a blank one.
Zeth says:
*looks around*
*starts in hsi seat*
Oh yeah, paper, right
Got a blank piece.
It's not doing anything
Magewolf says:
Okay, next step, get checked for ADD.
Also, Rule #1: if the paper is doing anything, that's a bad sign.
Zeth says:
So if it's existing it's bad?
*beats paper with slipper*
darknerdzeth@gmail.com said (9:04 PM):
DIE
Magewolf says:
For the purposes of this discussion, let's assume that existing does not fall under "doing anything".
Zeth says:
Right
Magewolf says:
Now, remember what I told you about putting the point of the pencil on the paper?
Do that.
Zeth says:
But the paper has shoe prints all over it...
Magewolf says:
...Why?
Zeth says:
...I beat it with a slipper.
: |
Magewolf says:
*head+desk*
Okay, turn it over. It should be blank on the other side.
Zeth says:
Done
Magewolf says:
Okay, NOW, place the tip of the pencil on the paper.
Zeth says:
typing with my left hand is hard
done
Magewolf says:
Now move it around.
Lines should appear on the paper.
Zeth says:
ok
Magewolf says:
It's like magic!
Zeth says:
yes
Magewolf says:
Alright. You are now drawing.
Zeth says:
but now there are just scribbles all over the paper...
Magewolf says:
Well, it takes time.
Zeth says:
Lots of scribbled?
*scribbles
Magewolf says:
Yes, regretabbly.
Considering you seem to be operating at a pre-preschool level right now...
Zeth says:
These scribbles don't resemblem Link.
*resemble
Magewolf says:
Can you move your hand in a circe?
*circle
Zeth says:
I already did when you told me to move the pencil aROUND
Magewolf says:
Okay, good. Now, draw a circle and add a triangle to the top of it.
Zeth says:
ok
Magewolf says:
There, Link.
Zeth says:
my message wasn't delivered

Magewolf says:
Magewolf says:
There, Link.

Zeth says:
No, my response to that
Magewolf says:
Oh.
Zeth says:
: [
Magewolf says:
There's only so much I can do.

Zeth stopped sharing photos

You stopped sharing photos

Zeth says:
Oh well
I r phailur
-_-;;
Magewolf says:
Sorry.
Zeth says:
Hmm...
I have models now.
*Points at pictures of Link and Efrem*
Clean paper and a pencil
Magewolf says:
See? You're making progress.
Zeth says:
Maybe. Correlation does not equal causation.
*blink*
I need to stop talking to Chaz...

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Magewolf says (12:27 AM):
But at some point, Eight and Ten are going to rendevouz and realize the Master's plan (preferably in front of the BAU, for maximum confusion). Just before Saxon!Master gets pulled back. Or forward. Whatever.
Zeth says (12:27 AM):
lol
Magewolf says (12:28 AM):
Saxon!Master and Past!Master don't communicate for a while, leading to both of them basically wandering around the city; Past!Master trying to find his future self and Saxon!Master wondering what just happend and how he can profit from it.
Zeth says (12:29 AM):
...
1: Master
2: Master
Zeth says (12:30 AM):
3: ???
4: PROFIT
Magewolf says (12:30 AM):
BWAHAHAHHAHAA
Zeth says (12:30 AM):

Magewolf says (12:30 AM):
That was awesome.
Zeth says (12:30 AM):
I thought so
*highfive*
Magewolf says (12:30 AM):
*highfive*